Despite celebrating his 80th birthday yesterday, Willie Nelson doesn't look to be slowing down. The country legend gave his fans a glimpse at his "audition tape" for The Hobbit while performing at the Germain Theater in Estero, Florida. Apparently, Willie wants to replace Ian McKellan as Gandalf. "He's a good actor," he said. "But, hell, I'm Willie Nelson." His version of Gandalf says things like, "You shall not pass an unlit joint. That's just not cool." What is cool is that Nelson is "On the Road Again" when by all rights he could just be cashing royalty checks and basking in his past glories.